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Wednesday, June 23, 2004

THE GAY BRIGADE

THE GAY BRIGADE – WHO’S LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK?

“…we were so gay, you know…”, said our eleventh standard biology teacher and at once muffled laughter and giggling erupted from various corners of the classroom. The teacher, obviously oblivious to contemporary lingo, stood bewildered. He is not the only one to be caught ignorant, most of us, from a more traditional background, are not aware of the connotations of the word ‘gay’. But ask any urban english high-school or college student and you are sure to get an affirmative reply. This is the Great Divide that exists in the Indian society today where topics like homosexuality are still taboo to many.

But thanks to satellite television, novels, Internet and easily accessible porn material, the Indian youth is coming of age much faster and earlier than previous generations. With statistics showing that about half of India’s population is below 35 years, products and services are being targeted and marketed at this prone and vulnerable segment of our society. The film industry too has naturally followed suit, and you have a spate of college romances and skin fests movies targeted at adolescents.

Since the pathbreaking Dil Chahta Hai, recent Bollywood films have unconventional treatments of themes such as love, adultery which had usually been handled in strictly traditional ways.

One such controversial movie that has been in the news lately is ‘Girlfriend’. It is a triangular love story of the dark kind where the villain and central character is a lesbian played by the famous Item number girl Isha Koppikar. Amrita Arora plays her heterosexual love interest for whom Isha will even kill. A la the movie Darr gone sour plus steamy scenes, the film is a sure quick money spinner, though the director Karan Razdan claims that he wanted to start a debate on homosexuality and has made a film on a 'socially relevant issue’.

Counsellor Neeti Joshi, at the lesbian helpline Aanchal differs. “Some research should be done before making films like these” she says. “Sexual preferences have nothing to do with the individual’s circumstances." She pointed out that films like Girlfriend actually do a disservice to the cause.

The only other lesbian Bollywood film, that had caused such a controversy was Fire, a film by Deepa Mehta. It also drew flak from Hindu hardliners in 1998 because it featured a relationship between two women. Screenings were later halted.

Similarly, Girlfriend has also evoked strong reactions from the Shiv Sena, who tore posters and stopped the screening of the film in some theatres.

Sena activist and leader, Yashwant Killedar, said that the party decided to protest after it received complaints from several parents concerned about the "adverse effect" the movie would have on their children. "In fact, when we visited Premiere (theatre in Mumbai), 80 per cent of the crowd was college students," he said. “A film on lesbians is contrary to Indian culture. It has been accepted in other societies, but it will not be accepted here," he declared.

Online readers of the various news sites like Times of India and Rediff, had posted divided opinions in the ‘Comments’ section on news relating to the movie:

One reader had commented “Bollywood must deal with themes like homosexuality and lesbianism with sensitivity and compassion. Movies like Girlfriend will only increase prejudice and hatred among people -- and we certainly do not want that. In this connection, we could take a tip from the score of Hollywood movies that treated the subject of AIDS and its victims in family and court-room dramas with such sensitivity and compassion, that the prejudice against AIDs victims was definitely contained and even substantially reduced.”

Another had this to say, “I just don’t understand why people are making such an issue of the theme on which the movie is based. I completely agree with the fact that the way the homosexual character in the movie is projected is not right, but as far as the theme of the movie goes, I find it perfectly fine. Homosexuality is something which prevails in society naturally and has to be accepted by one and all. If the Shiv Sainiks feel that what is done in the bathroom and bedroom is not to be projected in movies they should have been there when movies like Hawas and Murder were screened too. Why is an issue being made simply over lesbianism? I think its their male ego and chauvinist attitude which is coming in the way more than anything else. Besides who is asking them to watch the movie anyway? But I think if anymore movies are to be made on this subject they should be made after proper research instead of portraying homosexuals as freaks and eunuchs (as in some other movies where a gay character is the villain's sidekick).”

Some readers had strong objections like this one who commented “Girlfriend should be banned.
I don't understand what the censor board is doing at the first place. How can they allow a movie with such a cheap and vulgar theme to be picturised. Movies are meant to educate and entertain the masses, which include youngsters too. This is what the maker of the movie wants to imbibe in the minds of the future generation. Shame on you... If this is modernisation, I think it is better we be where we were few decades ago.”

The movie’s main protagonists, Isha Kopikkar and Amrita Arora seem to represent the bold and daring face of Bollywood today. For all the controversy that the film has created, these two come across as individuals who know what they are doing

. Says Isha about her role, “You know, playing a lesbian wasn't easy. I had to do a lot of homework. I had no reservations about accepting the role. I'd be a fool to turn down an author-backed heroine-oriented role. But I had reservations about how I'd play the part. It isn't every day that heroines get a part like this."

Amrita Arora too was very vocal and supportive about the theme of Girlfriend.

“With the satellite television boom, people are more exposed to what is happening in the world. People are becoming progressive. Lesbians and homosexuals do exist in our society. The film revolves around characters that are true-to-life and not those who live a fairytale existence. The audience has come of age and the time is just right for a film like Girlfriend.
If you go to London, for example, you will see people of the same sex in pubs holding hands and sharing their love. No one points fingers at them. It is accepted. No one goes, "Oh my God, look at that! Homosexuals and lesbians are not from another planet or era. They are human beings like you and me, and should be treated with dignity and grace.”

With all the various reactions and opinions and views aired about the movie, one thing that comes out clearly is the freedom of expression possible and accommodation of views in Indian society. And even though there are radical and violent opponents to views, ultimately all that ends well, ends well. Karan Razdan too can get away with it like Kaizad Gustad (Boom) and Shashi Nair (Ek Choti Si Love Story) did, though for all the flutter they caused in the media, they are not seen as mainstream.

As a Scottish Bollywood watcher put it ““There are only 3 types of Bollywood movies, ‘lost-at -childhood brothers meeting up with their mother’, ‘triangular love stories’ and the ‘Romeo and Juliet’ kind of love stories. There was one recently about lesbianism, obviously that didn’t do too well!”

Sunday, June 20, 2004

THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SPAM AND THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE PROCESS

THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN SPAM AND THE HUMAN REPRODUCTIVE PROCESS

"They are released in the million, and only one makes it.

What am I talking about? It's Spam STUPID! :-)

Yup...i am definitely sick and tired of all that spam mails hitting my mail box. Spam is sent out in the millions and though I dont have the exact figures on whether they are profitable and how many exactly click i.e whether people buy what spam advertises, I would compare Spam with

our human reproductive process. The similarity or analogy is too obvious to ignore. Spam is released too in the millions into the womb of the World Wide Web (the feminine side of the Internet) and like our fertilization process, one in a million hits the egg. We are like the waiting eggs bombarded day in and day out by millions of Spam and maybe one in a million does make a connection.

Sifting through the mail in my Inbox is like rummaging through a garbage bin. The following are some of the Subject Lines that hit me everyday, you will find my frustrations vented in the brackets...maybe what I would have said if these mails were sales people:

- Our last pick went up over 300% - or money in the bank at 2%
(hello, what the hell are you talking about!!?)

- Hit Her G Spot Harder
(Thank you very much...the last thing on my mind is that and we are quite happy hitting each other the way we are doing right now)

- Can You Payoff Your Home in Three to Five Yrs
(I live in Dubai you moron! We dont own homes here. Why dont you check where you send your rotten spam to!!!)

- Powerful weightloss now available where you are.
(Yawn! I dont need any weight loss program mister....your mails do it for me you know .)

- shee wiiill saaaay it's too haaaard
(Oh my! Am I impressed. Now why dont you just...............;-)

- \N, eBay is a Goldmine!
(Yeah..Yeah....and my house is Fort Knox...buzz off you bummer!)

- VERY URGENT ( MR. JOHNSON KING )
(Dear Mr. Johnson King.....you are the 5601st mail that I have received seemingly from Africa and that too from Princes, diplomats, officers, widows, sons and daughters of Presidents and Ambassadors with seemingly gazillions of dollars waiting to be transferred Out of Africa. If there was so much money in Africa waiting to be transferred to the rest of the world then seeing the amount of emails that you guys send, anyone and everyone with an email address would have been a millionaire by now.)

- SEXUALLY-EXPLICIT: dirty, wild, nasty fun
(Yeah Baby....now if I was only 15 years old....)

- Finally, a smart sp@m control solution you can trust tuna
(This takes the cake...O God..the Irony of it all...hahahahaha...eeeeeee...oooooo....

POSTSCRIPT
This is Mikrosmin, Cosmician's assistant signing off and finishing his last piece of writing. Obviously the last spam mail that Cosmician had received was too much to bear and well...let's just say that he won't be writing for a while.

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

THE MANCHINE - Intelligence of the Future

THE MANCHINE SAT MOTIONLESS

Silence reigned

It was as if Time had stopped flowing

This was the Intelligence of the Future

The Neutronic Brain

Waves of Thought had subsided

The Scene looked familiar to the World of Remorse

Harmonic strains of melodious sounds started to waft through

It was the Beginning of the End

And the sign of a New Beginning

- From the Tronix Tantra, Layer 10001100

Saturday, June 05, 2004

The Big Blog...oops Bang!

Well folks, right from this moment, the Universe unfolds from one more viewpoint - the Cosmician's Blog!

This is my first ever blog...hope to give you an insight into my life through this blog.

If it wasn't for my friend Stevie, this wouldn't have been possible..so I thank him from the bottom of my heart (much respects to you brother!).

Over and Out