PING PONG

Here is a crazy song that I wrote in 1999 for an online crazy band competition. Stevie and me were supposed to record it. But we never got down to it. I had used a lot of internet terms and web lingo in the lyrics.

PING PONG

Loggin' in Loggin' out
Feels as though
My brains'll burst out
Every day every hour
I wanna be your cyber lover

I never dared
She never cared
To fall in love
I must have been mad

But my heart goes…

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

I seek you here, I seek you there
To live without you
I'd rather face the electric chair

I never dared
She never cared
To fall in love
I must have been mad

But my heart goes…

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

She calls me a jerk
She calls me a nerd
To her a geek
Is rather absurd
But my heart never fails to miss a beat
When I see her chatting on IRC street

I never dared
She never cared
To fall in love
I must have been mad

But my heart goes…

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

As I surf down Cyber Town
Feeling all alone
Hoping to find her clone
I know that some day
Love is a Crime
That will definitely pay

I never dared
She never cared
To fall in love
I must have been mad

But my heart goes…

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

Ping Pong Ping Pong on the Net
I can't forget the day we met

Transmigration of the Soul

The whole of life is a journey towards death
A way to escape from this cold universe

With the map of the galaxy in my hand
I was running a cosmic errand
I seem to have lost my way
Dear passengers, there is a slight delay
We are experiencing a Star dust storm
This is not ususally the norm
Definitely we are in for better weather
At Andromeda, a little bit down further

Chorus:
Soul elevation
Transmigration
Planes of Existence
Beyond Thought and Mind

I invested in Virtue Bonds at the Karma Bank
My account seems to have lost its balance
Somebody has been playing a prank
I can hear Lord Yama dancing to the Buffalo Stance

Chorus:
Soul elevation
Transmigration
Planes of Existence
Beyond Thought and Mind

(LP single - Soul Transmigration, sung by the Bards of Sirius B. Now playing on Radio Alpha Centauri)